I’m sure you’ve probably heard the saying that forty is the new thirty, but have you considered why? Is it that many people are too poor to retire at sixty-five the way they used to? And the only reason that forty is the new thirty is so people can work that extra ten or fifteen … [Read more...]

Why are men considered dressed up when their collars are cinched shut by a tie? Is bearing a noose about one’s neck symbolic of the business world? The women next to these gasping men are judged by entirely different open-necked standards. Designers seem to think that the … [Read more...]

Lisa made the mistake of asking why. Why, she asked me the other day, does gray hair make men distinguished – handsome, even – but women do everything they can to cover it up because it just makes them look old? “Why ask me?” I asked. I knew why – it’s because I’m loaded with … [Read more...]

I knew I shouldn’t have gone shopping so close to dinner. But it was the fabric store, for Pete’s sake; how much temptation could there be? As it turns out, plenty, since Willy Wonka’s evil twin has discovered that anywhere a woman is likely to wait in line is ground zero for a … [Read more...]

Important information was introduced to the public this morning and it appears to have caused quite a stir. “This information is important, because it changes the way people will live their day-to-day lives,” explained one highly regarded figure. Many proponents of the important … [Read more...]