Have Fun! Get Published! Win Cash Prizes! ™
The day was June 19, 1999. The clouds gave way to bright sunshine just as our nuptials were starting. Was it a sign of luck from the heavens or a prayer answered from our wedding coordinator that she no longer had to cram 125 Minnesotans and Hoosiers into a small clubhouse for … [Read more...]
One of the most common diseases associated with aging is hypochondria. If you experience ringing in your ears, difficulty reading fine print, increased ear wax, a rash that will not go away, muscle stiffness, or a sudden craving for raspberry sherbet, you may be suffering from … [Read more...]
I won the last bi-monthly humor contest. My wife, who long ago decided I was no Seinfeld, is sure I bribed somebody or possess compromising pictures of the contest judges and sheep. (Not true. They were goats.) Now, sitting at my breakfast table faced with the pressure of … [Read more...]
Recent statements by media commentators, regarding the American addiction to oil, are driving thousand of U.S. citizens to seek help at Gasoline Anonymous shelters throughout the country. Shelters report people staggering though the front door, dropping SUV keys onto the floor, … [Read more...]
Across the Political Spectrum, Politician Distrust of Voters is at an All Time High. A recent Zugsby poll of elected officials serving in county, state, and national offices has revealed that that 72% of the nation’s politicians disapprove of the recent performance of American … [Read more...]