Frustrated by the Government’s inability to prevent leaks under conditions of intense pressure, the President admitted that oil cleanup information will continue to spill out of the White House and tar ball his energy policy. The President therefore took the bold step of … [Read more...]

The smell from the turkey and stuffing should have immediately sent the three of us into a euphoric state. Any normal family would have picked up their plates and started eating Thanksgiving dinner. Instead, my brother, David, and I stood in the kitchen next to the glorious … [Read more...]

Several friends and I recently discussed the differences between men’s and women’s tastes in movies. I’m talking, of course, about action adventures compared to life dramas that deal with more realistic subjects, such as finding a soul mate via time travel. Guys want the movies … [Read more...]

I am not quite 50, yet am constantly informed that I am almost “over the hill” as the greeting card industry takes great pleasure in reminding me. My television is bombarded with AARP and incontinence ads, while Alex Trebek is trying to sell me more life insurance. I am … [Read more...]

I've been studying America's pesky divorce rate for half an hour now and I believe I've made an important discovery. As a concerned citizen, then, it's my patriotic duty to share this landmark finding immediately because the government is obviously suppressing the information. … [Read more...]