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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Russian Roulette Is Not the Same Without A Gun

By Blake Zurbuchen

“Russian roulette is not the same without a gun.” – Lady Gaga I guess I really shouldn’t expect much from someone whose name is essentially the sound an infant makes because it doesn’t know how to communicate and is only really capable of crapping its pants. Basically her name … [Read more...]

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April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

President Obama Moves to Secure Volcanoes Worldwide

By Carlos Arnade

World leaders breathed a sigh of relief over the near miss which occurred this past spring but cautioned, that next time, the world may not be so lucky. That is, one week after President Obama’s nuclear proliferation summit packed 49 world leaders into the inner nucleus of … [Read more...]

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April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

The President Announces A Plan To Simplify The U.S. Economy

By Carlos Arnade

Speaking to students at the University of Michigan, President Obama introduced a plan to make the U.S. economy simpler, easier to use, and less hostage to the specialists who thrive on the “unnecessary complication of the U.S. economic system.” One notable point in his speech … [Read more...]

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April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Drain Oh-Oh

By David Crawford

“Ah, hello again Mr. Crawford. Right this way, we’ve got your usual table over here. Just relax and we’ll get you taken care of.” “Thanks, Doctor.” “So – what happened this time?” “Well, it’s a long story.” “It always is. Nurse? Get the suture tray please.” “It all started … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

What Is It About Men And Home Depot?

By Kelly Dynes

What is it about men and Home Depot? My husband, Tom, is there a minimum of three times a week. As he approaches the sliding doors, the orange glow beckoning to him, his pace quickens and he begins what I call the “hardware walk.” This is a quick purposeful walk straight to the … [Read more...]

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