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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 4th place winner of our October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snake

By William Schmittq

One of my English learning students from France opened up our conversation with the question “Have you ever ate a snake?” Now I've been around for 56 years, but it didn't take too long to check through the memory files and get back to him on that one. “Uh, can't say that I … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 5th place winner of our October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Car Wars

By Dan McGinley

I knew a guy who said cars reflect our identity. He arrived to work full of swagger and bravado, driving a massive, powerful Dodge Magnum pickup truck. Bit by bit I saw him emasculated by people who were more adept at getting things done, and his confidence faded like Sarah Palin … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Telephone Survey

By Claire Caudle

I can't help but notice that too many articles of the previous years summer clothing have me doing the ol' "suck 'n zip." Now this is perfectly understandable given that just 2 months ago, one of these pairs of shorts would not have made it past my pregnant ankles. That being … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

In My Spare Time, I Am Actively Seeking Employment (And Other Reasons You Should Date Me)

By Sheila Freeman

I won’t waste your time with untruths of how I love the beach and the outdoors. I hate the beach and the gritty sand that inevitably ends up in secret places. Thanks to my exercise-induced asthma, I’m not going to suggest a hike or a nature walk. I do have tattoos and I’ll … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

May I Help You

By June Hubatsek

We were sixteen and could finally get our working papers. My best friend and I had made it to that magical age, and we were thrilled. This meant that we could have the extra money for clothes and yes, records, that were then every teen-agers dream. You must remember these were … [Read more...]

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