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“Namaste,” intones the calm, spandex-clad woman on the television screen. “I’m Sheila Carrington. Welcome… to Beginner’s Yoga.” “Namaste, Sheila,” I reply. Giggles erupt from behind the couch, and I whip my head around to shriek, “Kids, get your butts upstairs!” “Come on, … [Read more...]
Science now says that cows have an internal GPS that points them north or south. Hooray for science. Grandpa Cole told me that 40 years ago. “That's north,” he said. “You can tell because the cows are facing that way.” I thought they were facing that way because that's where … [Read more...]
I want to BE married. It's the GETTING married that's driving me nuts. After nearly a decade of bachelorhood, I am counting down the last couple of months before nuptialation. I'm not sure I'm going to make it. I try to be helpful. Really, I do. Take the tuxedo. I thought a … [Read more...]
What do you get the man who has everything? It was my husband’s birthday last week and being the gadget guy that he is (aren’t they all?), I thought it was time he had his own Global Positioning System (GPS). Men love GPS systems because it gives them a legitimate excuse for not … [Read more...]
Exercising regularly is an easy way of increasing your chances of having a long, healthy life. This is terrific news, considering that recent studies suggest that living is one of the top priorities for humans, behind checking our email. Besides general health, there are many … [Read more...]