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According to many of America’s highly recognized and lowly intelligent experts, the greatest threat to American security (besides global warming) is America’s own military. This is true because, and I quote, “Our army is broken.” So said Lawrence J. Korb, a senior fellow at the … [Read more...]
I travel a lot. I fly often. In my experience, I have witnessed the degeneration of pre-911 airport malaise, where it was difficult to find, much less catch the attention of, a transit official (see Security Guard), into what is now a virtual colonoscopy at the security … [Read more...]
People who say they love that good old country air have never been outside when the farmers have been spreading manure. Where I live, the first true sign of spring is the sight of the big green (and brown) manure trucks, affectionately known as honey wagons, barreling down the … [Read more...]
One recent weekend morning, our day started with a rare in-room visit from our two sons. Usually, they’ll just clamor from the hallway that they’re ready for breakfast, but occasionally they drop in for family snuggle time first, climbing into our big bed to give us a prolonged … [Read more...]
Anyone who has been married, or who has known someone who got married, is familiar with the bridal registry. It's what engaged couples do to help the people that they invited to the wedding, but don't really know, find a thirty dollar wine glass. You know the people I'm talking … [Read more...]