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As you know, if you’re a writer, everything’s grist for your mill. And you’re right that politics are gristier than anything else. But if you pile on by stating, “Besides, politics is all the rage right now, (“Politics is…” “Politics are…” work that out for yourself), … [Read more...]
Do you walk into a store and stop two steps inside the doorway so the man behind you trips himself trying not to run into you, falls to the side on his arm snapping the radius bone which breaks through the skin and stabs him in the eye leaving him blinded and unable to … [Read more...]
When they were putting together the English alphabet, the letter X got the short end of his two sticks. Rumor has it he showed up late – along with Y and Z – and the threesome almost didn’t make the alphacut. But that would have left us with 23 letters and important words and … [Read more...]
Sunday 8:00 AM. It's snowing. I think I'll skip Mass today. Skipping church on Sunday is a mortal sin, says Father McGarrity. I'll bet it's not any kind of sin when it's snowing. Maybe it's not a sin to skip church, period. Father McGarrity could be wrong. On the other hand, … [Read more...]
Morning - Wake up, scratch my head, done combing hair. Get out of bed don't need to worry about clothes, have been wearing and sleeping in the same clothes for four days. Go to the bathroom, make a mess. Mom loves cleaning up after me so I don't want to disappoint her. Go to … [Read more...]