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Responding to charges it was out of touch with real life, and useless as a terrorism-fighting tool, the Immigration and Naturalization Service has redesigned its citizenship exam* to help new Americans assimilate more easily and weed out those with evil intentions. "Everyone … [Read more...]
Every summer the kids talk me into taking them to the public pool. For them, it’s a fun way to cool off on a hot day. For me, it’s a toss up between looking like a pool-Geek in a T-shirt and capris, or a fresh-plucked frying hen wearing a swimsuit. Friends of mine, who frequent … [Read more...]
Parents, quick! Shield your young kids’ eyes! I’m about to reveal a guilty secret before you’re ready for them to learn it. And I’m not talking about Social Security. Let’s try this: Hey, kids – grammar lessons ahead! Boo! Okay, are they gone now? Just in case, I’ll write in … [Read more...]
Pillow Wrinkles: Sleep long and hard in one position, and impressions of linen folds and embroidery will create a lovely debossed pattern upon your cheek or brow. When I arose in the morning in my youth, I would stagger into the bathroom, note the Pillow Wrinkles, relieve … [Read more...]
As I walked back from the kids’ bus stop this morning I felt someone watching me. I turned to see the little poodle that lives next door staring at me through her front window. I gave her a little wave and a smile, embarrassed because she knows ALL of my business. I hurried home … [Read more...]