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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

OCTOBER-NOVEMBER 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our OCTOBER-NOVEMBER 2006 Humor Writing Contest!

Engagement Clam

By Carol MacAllister

“Finally,” everyone sighed when Mike quietly told his brother and sisters that he planned to propose marriage to Courtney. Mike wanted to surprise her, catch her off guard. He devised a clever plan: one reflective of their marine biology backgrounds, but risky. Not risky as in … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

OCTOBER-NOVEMBER 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our OCTOBER-NOVEMBER 2006 Humor Writing Contest!

Whadda You Lookin At!

By Kevin McDermott

Does anyone remember how tortuously hot the summer of 1999 was? Well I do, because that’s the summer I took Danny, then nine-months old, and Tim, four at the time, to visit my mother in New York City. My lovely bride needed a break, so being the caring husband I am, I escaped … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

OCTOBER-NOVEMBER 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our OCTOBER-NOVEMBER 2006 Humor Writing Contest!

The Snake Boy of Alligator Lake

By Gary McDonald

This story goes way back. Back before Clive got nose reduction surgery because his honker was so large. Back before Cloey went to a plastic surgeon to have her acne sanded down. Even before Cletus enlisted in the Salvation Army after they busted him for stealing from the bell … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

OCTOBER-NOVEMBER 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our OCTOBER-NOVEMBER 2006 Humor Writing Contest!

Why Old Chop Preferred Ice Cream to Steak

By Gary McDonald

Chopley Splinters was an odd dude. He was the only neighbor living northwest of our shack up at the headwaters of the Miscanimba River which flows out of the Appalachian Mountains. His wood cabin was at least a mile up the side of a mountain. There’s no road just tall grass, … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

OCTOBER-NOVEMBER 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our OCTOBER-NOVEMBER 2006 Humor Writing Contest!

Potty Train

By Joel Schwartzberg

If you’re a frequent Maplewood, New Jersey train commuter, you’ve probably noticed the foul odor hitting you like a slimy smack in the nose at the far end of the tracks. For a long time commuters have simply put up with it, distracting themselves by focusing on the lovely … [Read more...]

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