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It’s happening again, the closet fairies are on strike. Where are the little buggers when you need them? Shelves are bursting, hangers are askew and there isn’t one square inch of room for my new purchases. This is a woman’s nightmare. I needed to take action and quickly. My … [Read more...]
All that remains of the herb stuffing is one stale crouton. Women ransack egg cartons and use Pam as mace. Visigoths sacking Rome. Suburban moms in a desperate skirmish for the last pumpkin pie. Same difference. One wrong move -– a wobbly wheel, a tart bagger, a Six Flags line … [Read more...]
Early this morning Mary Folly lost control of her H2 Hummer when the block of wood she was using to reach the gas pedal slipped and she toppled out of her booster chair. The Hummer broke through the guardrail and was airborne. A creek, some two thousand feet below her was where … [Read more...]
I'm looking at a photo of myself topless. I was 5 years old, playing the role of an Indian in my Thanksgiving Day kindergarten play, red war paint on my chest and cheeks and a paper feather painfully stuck in my head. I don't remember my part in the play but vaguely recall it not … [Read more...]
The Holiday season is fast approaching, but let's not overlook the season we are currently in: Cold & Flu. Much less heralded than the commercially successful Thanksgiving and Christmas seasons, Cold & Flu still carries with it the standard trappings: less sleep, numerous … [Read more...]