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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

A Laundress’s Buried Treasure

By Kelly Smith

Mothers everywhere can attest to the fact that laundry is a mind-numbing, labor intensive, necessary job. Between trying to get the whitest whites and keeping colors bright, a mother could lose her marbles! And if you have kids, well, fuggedaboutit!!! When my kids were little, I … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

The Perfect Smile

By Ellie Spence

Ever since I was a child, I wanted my own set of false teeth. Even before my permanent molars arrived, I suffered drillings and fillings on my teeth, which seemed to disintegrate as soon as they emerged above the gum line. How much easier, I thought, to have removable teeth that … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Playing The Medical Waiting Game

By Jeanne Kraus

Around the time I turned 50, my original Body Warranty expired. At the very least, it seemed as though I were a possible candidate for the Lemon Law. I take a hefty list of medications with long Latin names that I cannot remember. Previously, my doctor visits resembled this … [Read more...]

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June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Side Effects

By Eileen Mitchell

It frightens me to think that, one day, I may have to count myself among the millions of people who take prescription medications. I know that I shouldn’t be afraid. These medicines have been developed by some of the finest minds in medical research. Developed and improved upon … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Intelligent Cars Prone to Road Rage

By Scott Sleek

News from the Future June 2029 - The world’s top automaker on Monday issued a recall on 2027, 2028 and 2029 models of the FreeWheeler, the selfReliant, and the Auto Nomis. The move was made under pressure from the Consumer Product Safety Commission, which has received numerous … [Read more...]

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