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Whatever happened to Baby Jane is starting to happen to me. I’m not talking about serving up parakeets on a platter (not yet), like Bette Davis did to Joan Crawford in that twisted cinematic tale of sisterly rivalry gone to the birds. I’m talking about a jolt far more frightening … [Read more...]
When we go to the beach, I really get into it. I close my eyes and, listening to the waves crashing to shore, I’m transported to tropical locales like Hawaii, or Tahiti, or Fred’s Fake N’ Bake Tanning Emporium. Surrounded by palm trees and the enchanting smell of fragrant flowers … [Read more...]
Shades of John Henry! Not satisfied with beating chess champion Garry Kasparov in 1997, now an IBM computer has whipped not one, but TWO champs – simultaneously – in a “Jeopardy!” tournament. It was tragic enough when machines began taking over our jobs, but now they play our … [Read more...]
I loathe condiments. All of them. Yep, even ketchup. Why? Partly because they’re repulsive. But mainly because they’re just plain wrong—psychologically wrong, environmentally wrong, even biblically wrong… Question: After Jesus busted out all those loaves and fishes to feed the … [Read more...]
One month after Geneva based scientists announced new empirical evidence for the existence of antimatter, a group of American anti-scientists claim they had discovered the existence of matter. The anti-science group, comprising a poet, an unemployed high-school dropout, and … [Read more...]