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I fell hard, and fast. Okay, so the relationship hasn’t been a lasting soul-mate love. But, man oh man, what a “melt your toenails” affair! Firm, sensuous contours bulging under soft, tight leather—ooh, baby! We met while riding together in my friend Bob’s new car. For several … [Read more...]
It began, as so many things in life do, with the dog. He has been with us for three years, roughly 1,000 days, and in those 1,000 days I have gotten up from the couch to either let him outdoors, or answer his whiny scratching to let him in, approximately 4,753,961,500 … [Read more...]
Due to the economy, I was forced to look for part-time employment. This proved to be more difficult than I first imagined because, at least in N.C., the number of applicants had risen for almost every opening I could find. After numerous applications, I finally landed an … [Read more...]
Life was so simple when we were young. Not just a few years ago, or even back in our childhood. I mean when we were really young, in the first half-hour after conception. For about 30 minutes, each of us sat there in the dark as a single cell. Okay, we couldn’t actually “sit” … [Read more...]
(The effects of salad dressing on the last 20,000 years) In case you haven't heard, you're not you anymore. Nobody is who they were anymore, because after 23,000 years of just sitting around aligning all over the place, all the Zodiac stars have moved. This is the type of … [Read more...]