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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Baby Diarrhea is the New Black

By Lauren McHale

It was 9:45 A.M. on Wednesday morning. Ordinarily at this time I would have been at work in Center City Philadelphia, but now three weeks into motherhood, I was standing in the kitchen holding my newborn daughter. Like all new moms, I instantly bid farewell to modesty, vanity … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

The Full Monty Locker Room Experience

By Lauren McHale

As a lifelong participant in competitive sports, I am no stranger to the women's locker room. I remember first setting foot in the locker room of the Ocean City Community Center at age 8 after joining the swim team and being greeted by the potent smell of chlorine mixed with the … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Snoring: My Mating Call

By Diane Pascoe

“What’s bothering you , dear.” Honey’s question pierced the stillness of the early morning. The only other sound to be heard was the dog’s elbow thumping the floor while giving his ears their morning scratch. “Oh, I’m just thinking about all the things that have to be done.” I … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Get a Grip

By Lesley Marijke McCandless

Okay, so I lied. Maybe. Just listen to my side of the story before you judge me. A friend gave me one of those gripper things you use to open jar lids. She said she'd found it at a thrift shop and, remembering I'd said I needed one, she bought it for me. I thanked her … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

The Salad Days of Playboy

By Scott Sackett

I hate pornography, not on the usual religious or moral grounds, but because you can get it free anytime, anywhere. You can download incredibly high quality smut off the internet, through your phone, and probably now on your Leapster! Why back in the day – we had to work our … [Read more...]

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