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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

A Personal Message From DoomSayersDirect.com

By Amy Ward

A Personal Message from DoomSayersDirect.com Dear Recipient: We are sorry to inform you that your present situation has reached an unsatisfying (for you) conclusion. Although (because yours is a secured file), we are not privy to information on the type of relationship in … [Read more...]

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AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Throwing In The Towel

By Mary Beth Weisenburger

I found a cryptic note in the laundry room the other day, pinned haphazardly to a well-worn bath towel on the floor. It said: “Dear lady of the house—I am your towel. And I’m throwing myself in.” I couldn’t believe what I was reading! My towels and I have been together for a … [Read more...]

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AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Listen To Me

By Cindy Argiento

“Before you read the mail, we need to talk,” I told my husband. “No good ever comes from those words,” he replied as he eyed the mail on the table. “Why do you say that, “I inquired. “Well, last week you needed to talk after watching ‘Oprah’ and proceeded to tell me what my … [Read more...]

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AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Human Diversity Report Irritates The British People

By Carlos Arnade

Across England crowds erupted in protest in opposition to the United Nation’s human diversity report, which recently published genetic sequences of human subjects from six continents. The British were not just upset over results which showed that human beings, everywhere, had … [Read more...]

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AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Millions Of Americans Are Diagnosed With Deficit Attention Disorder

By Carlos Arnade

A team of Pentagon budget planners, economists, and psychologists recently analyzed forty years worth of personal finance data from twenty-four U.S. cities and reported that eighty-six percent of American adults and ninety-four percent of American teenagers should be been … [Read more...]

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