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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

But Wait! There’s More!!

By Rose Mula

Okay, that’s it. My TV has to go. I can’t afford to keep it. No, it’s not guzzling too much electricity. But whenever I turn it on, an insidious infomercial is blaring; and unless I’m suddenly struck deaf and blind, odds are it’s going to cost me—big time. Sure enough, though I … [Read more...]

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AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

How To Get Ripped Off

By Saralee Perel

I’ve allowed myself to become too dependent on my husband, Bob. So last week I decided to be in charge of buying new tires for our truck. A bit anxious, we went to a tire place. I said, “Stay behind me. And don’t say anything unless I ask.” A man came over who reminded me of a … [Read more...]

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AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Men And Aging

By Caroline Reid

An article online caught my eye the other day. It was a list of ways that women could look 20 years younger. I gave up when I read the first one that said, “Weigh the same as you did when you were 18.” For pity sake, when I was 18 I hadn’t eaten 5,000 doughnuts and 55 … [Read more...]

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AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Pocketbook Parameters

By Diane R.

Having five sisters does present some additional hurdles in life; more long distance phone calls, extra company on the weekends, and a myriad of relationship triangles, however, you do have access to more advice than someone from a family with the national average of only 1.3 … [Read more...]

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AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Airlines Stop Providing Seats On Domestic Flights

By Scott Sleek

News from the Future In their latest effort to trim operating costs, both AmeriUnited Airlines and Continental Airlines announced yesterday that they will no longer provide seating for coach passengers on domestic flights. “Because of escalating costs and continued net losses, … [Read more...]

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