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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August /-September 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August /-September 2006 Humor Writing Contest!

From “101 Ways To Win A Man’s Heart” (An Excerpt)

By Julia Rivera-Armstrong

We dashed to Carmen’s decrepit Toyota, Carmen jumped behind the wheel, and we prayed that the engine would start. Carmen glanced in the rearview mirror before pulling out into the street. The last rays of sunlight were long gone. I looked through the rear window. A car was … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August /-September 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our August /-September 2006 Humor Writing Contest!

Blame Hollywood

By E. Mitchell

I’m here to tell you that if there’s anything wrong with your life it’s not your fault. Blame Hollywood. Let my pronouncement be a beacon of light and hope to all the slackers, losers and malcontents out there who currently misdirect their frustrations in self-loathing or road … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August /-September 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August /-September 2006 Humor Writing Contest!

The Little Things

By Kirt Boyd

If you happened to be in Sam's Club in Loveland, CO a week or two back and were startled to hear the opening bars of the Van Halen song, Jump, being played on one of the key boards at top volume, you have me to thank for bringing a little music into your shopping day. I didn't do … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August /-September 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our August /-September 2006 Humor Writing Contest!

My New Pet

By Cara Worth

After two days of 90-degree sticky July weather in New York City, a thunderstorm was on the verge of breaking. Eager for the storm to begin, I headed over to my bedroom window when I heard some rolling thunder in the distance. As my feet hit the rug, I saw a big dark spot sail … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August /-September 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our August /-September 2006 Humor Writing Contest!

Bland Or Burned?

By Kathy Welch,

When I first started dating my husband I noticed his cabinets were filled with boxes of macaroni and cheese. Like he won the mac & cheese lotto. My kind of guy. My kind of cooking: open the box, throw into boiling water and eat. I knew it was a match made in heaven. I … [Read more...]

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