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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April-May 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Say, Do You See A Shortcut?

By Burton Cole,

I bet the ladies in our lives thought the problem of us guys refusing to ask for directions was solved. Ha! I admit that it sounds logical. Guys love technology. We were enthralled with the first pull of the See ’N Say in our cribs and have been filling our spaces with gadgets … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April-May 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Just A Mom

By Cheryl Burns

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. ~Rajneesh As I read this quote I screamed “YES!! THANK YOU!” Of course I was in a doctor’s office and should have kept … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April-May 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

A Tragic Tale of When Good Texting Goes Really, Really Bad

By Burton Cole,

Every word of the following cautionary tale is true. I know so because the cautioner texted the tale to me herself. (If you cannot believe a text, you cannot believe anything.) Many of you know the texter in question. Some of you are her neighbors and may wish, after reading the … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April-May 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Your Daughter’s First Date: Etiquette for Mothers

By Francine Garson

Your daughter’s been asked on her first date! She’s excited, she’s nervous, she’s unsure, and she needs you…not to embarrass her! Do you remember the time your own mother, wearing acid washed jeans and leg warmers, answered the knock of the eighth-grade John Travolta-lookalike … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April-May 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Moments to Remember–or Better Yet, Forget

By Anita Lanning

As any mother of teenage daughters can attest, their threshold of embarrassment begins at subterranean levels and goes downward from there. “Mom, really!” is their mantra and the offenses that generate that response are multitude. When I shared space with not one but two … [Read more...]

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