Have Fun! Get Published! Win Cash Prizes! ™
The Kid learned to ride a two-wheeler, and in the first week of practicing his new skill, he rode out in front of a car. Twice! I need to confess something. I am not a young mom. I did the Hollywood starlet thing. I gave birth to The Kid when I was in my “new twenties.” And … [Read more...]
I don’t understand some of the products on store shelves. I was doing the usual forty minute wait for my prescription when I decided to not waste my time and do something productive so I read labels. Here are some of the products I found in the pharmacy department: 1. Anti … [Read more...]
After the world's doctors and scientists find a cure for cancer and Alzheimer’s disease, I'd like for them to get started on that microchip you can have embedded in your brain that will allow you to pick your own dreams. Sure there would be a waiting list, as there is for other … [Read more...]
If you are what you eat, I’m in trouble. For some reason now that I’m turning 60, I feel compelled to come out of the pantry and admit that I have some disgusting food habits. Oh, I eat too much – but that’s a minor offense against health compared to some of the … [Read more...]
“ Why choose me ?” I read the biography you did for The Big Bad Wolf. Mesmerizing. Who knew he had such a troubled childhood?” “Thank you, I’m flattered. Did you know him well?” “Only in his later years, when he was just a shell of a canine. By that time his teeth had all … [Read more...]