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I heard about a Free Brain Fair, so I drove down to the fairgrounds and encountered a huge area of display tables, much like a flea market, complete with a large inflatable brain at the center of it all. I saw brains of all kinds, sizes and conditions on the tables. Some were … [Read more...]
In the White House master bedroom, President Obama tosses in his sleep after a late night snack of pepperoni pizza and chocolate ice cream. Images unreel in his mind: Scoring a game-winning basket…Bo piddling on the Oval Office carpet …and an unsmiling man in a double-breasted … [Read more...]
I had heard some buzz about a possibly unusual upcoming wedding, so I decided to investigate for my paper—I’d made a specialty of covering out-of-the ordinary-weddings, in fact it kept me employed—while a lot of my fellow reporters were becoming victims of downsizing. I found … [Read more...]
I’m pretty jazzed about my upcoming book tour. I’ve never had one before, but I’ve read lots of accounts of various authors’ book tours, so I feel totally prepared for the madcap ups and the monotonous downs. Tour dates? Well, none firmed up as yet. You see, although I believe … [Read more...]
"Artist Chablis Visits Local Farm" Stu Hazzard reporting for the Moon County News Nerds World-renowned painter Chablis was in Moon County yesterday at the farm of Harald and Gretta van der Skeeterhornenflugen. The artist, who also claims to be clairvoyant and a Unitarian, came … [Read more...]