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I start my mornings with a cup of coffee. When the caffeine kicks in, I do a 20- to 60-minute exercise video at least six days a week. A few weeks ago, when I heard the video instructor say for probably the hundredth time in her squeaky, annoying voice, "Keep this up and you'll … [Read more...]
Invisible man stories have been around for centuries in folklore. As far as I know, the first invisible man book was written by H. G. Wells in the late 1800’s. Since then I know of three more novels on the same theme. Excuse me while I answer the door. “HumorPress police! This … [Read more...]
Singleton, the status of being single, where true happiness is found within, or kiss a lot of frogs on your quest to find a prince."— Sandra Rae ‘Retire to Florida and live the great life,’ my single friends declared. —Great life? -- They sit on a bench and feed pigeons for … [Read more...]
OVERCAST: Thank you for calling the Overcast Cable Network. Please enter the phone number associated with your…. ME: Customer Service OVERCAST: Ok! Did you want to speak to one of our highly trained Customer Service Representatives? Enter or say “1” for “yes” or enter or say … [Read more...]
At our local theme park there’s a children’s petting zoo. It’s crawling with goats. It’s one of our favorite places on earth, because it is our philosophy that human beings can never pet enough goats. In fact, our family motto is E Pettacus Goaticus Maximus, which roughly … [Read more...]