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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Passing the Smell Test

By Neil Friesner

While perusing the Sunday paper a week before Father’s Day, I came across a huge spread in a department store’s ad insert for men’s cologne, also known as “eau de toilette”. Before I go any further, why do companies insist on using that French phrase, which translates to toilet … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Harold the Baby Sea Turtle’s Bad Day

By Augusto Garay

Despite the best efforts of the Peachtree pool neighborhood association board to write rules and follow county regulations... some anti-social behavior is simply beyond regulation. National Geographic documentaries depict baby sea turtles born on expansive desert beaches. … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

A Dress of Another Color

By Marian Haber

My favorite color is green. I have green eyes. So I purchase almost everything in green: clothes, towels, jewelry. Years ago I faithfully followed instructions in an interior decoration magazine. I purchased a green sofa and green carpeting throughout my house. So when my … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Golf Is Not My Game

By Elisabeth Malott

As my friends talk and relive their golf experiences, my thoughts return to my experience,which would never take me back to any golf course. Although, I always thought and relished in the idea of being the perfect Secretary, going on and above the call of duty, one particular … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Time Flies When You’re Having Disfunction

By Leigh Ann Northcutt

My daughter, Tessa, and I made a trip to Walmart yesterday to gather supplies for her 12th birthday party. As we were leaving the store with food and party paraphernalia for 15 preteen girls and enough extra-strength/extra-alcohol pain blockers to keep my husband calm for 12 … [Read more...]

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