There are some ridiculous inventions out there, but someone somewhere had the guts to pitch and promote their new product. And while I’m glad that some of these items exist, I have to imagine the initial sell was bit challenging for them at times. For instance, as much as I … [Read more...]

One thing I’ve discovered since moving to Florida from New Jersey; it doesn’t matter what state I’m in, my hearing sucks. That’s why I made an appointment with an audiologist – that and because a few weeks ago my TV was so loud, I was getting complaints from my neighbors...in … [Read more...]

I grew up in an era where cool jeans came outfitted with a tiny red rectangular tag and a number somewhere in the 500s. The choices were straightforward – boot-cut or straight leg, stonewashed or regular. Mom jeans hadn’t been invented, because those of us wearing them weren’t … [Read more...]

As a minor god in the hierarchy of mythology, I have been around for a very long time. Just to give you an idea, I hung out with Zeus’ and Oden’s grandparents. Yep, a long time, thus I was around for some of the greatest milestones in human development. For example, I was on … [Read more...]

All that I’m saying is my internal swear jar is as full as a Las Vegas slot machine, just after two days of teaching my son how to drive. I haven’t seen a car go airborne since watching the General Lee from the Dukes of Hazards. My first mistake was assuming that my son, Jesse, … [Read more...]