AToday I saw a new memo on the company bulletin board so I did the right thing and read it. My job is part time as I am retired and only here to stay active, be with people and get story ideas for HumorPress.com. I sweep the floors and empty trash so most of the stuff on the … [Read more...]

With a new year upon us, it's good to remember that we will be welcoming some northern transplants that have absolutely no idea what it's like to live in the south. This will take patience on your part, perhaps sprinkled with a dash of sympathy. The first thing you will notice … [Read more...]

Some stories start with a recap of the weather at the time of the incident. A lot of stories deal with a lavish setting or may describe some well endowed woman or some tall blonde hunk of masculinity. You don’t have to worry about visualizing scenes like that here, because my … [Read more...]

A couple of weeks ago I went horseback riding with my friends. But there is always one person in the group that drives everyone else crazy. There is always someone who is just an annoying, neurotic pain in the butt. And, you know what? I can’t help it, it’s just the way I am. My … [Read more...]

Adulthood had been fairly easy until one day it changed into fatherhood. It went from sexy midnight rendezvous with my wife to midnight escapades of waking babies and changing diapers. Many nights were to follow with endless colicky sobbing, and then I would stop to give my wife … [Read more...]