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“I knew foxes are quite often rabid, so I knew he was up to no good.” This is a direct quote. It is a direct quote from a North Carolina woman who woke up to find a rabid fox attacking her foot. She was in bed, her own—sleeping, at night, inside her house. The house had walls, … [Read more...]
Like many universities across the country, my alma mater Washington University in St. Louis is currently in the midst of a civil war. You won't read about this civil war in the newspaper because they don't have the stones to cover it, and also you don't read the newspaper. You … [Read more...]
Edna Braskowitz was arrested last night for auto theft, speeding, driving without license, driving without insurance and recklessness. Mrs. Raskowitz was clocked at 120 MPH on the North Side Highway by Deputy Daryl Dogg at 2 AM. Dep. Dogg chased her 20 miles before forcing her … [Read more...]
Undaunted by the millions of comments on Yahoo proving that everything that could be said about a topic has already been said by someone, or the T-shirt that says, “What makes you think I want to hear from your T-shirt when I don’t want to hear from you?” I zealously enter the … [Read more...]
“He needs to get his blade on the ice.” Looking over at my husband, I tried to decide if he had one or two chocolate donuts in his mouth. “Get your blade on the ice,” he yelled through chocolate glaze and donut dust. I squinted over my glasses at the Olympic speed skaters … [Read more...]