Once upon a time, someone died. Not only did that person die, but also they died in the South. Across town, nine church ladies are going about their business when one after another, they get the call. Each one reaches for the phone. “Dorothy Simpson died” That is all need be … [Read more...]

As I watched her walk by our table I said to my husband, “Get a look at her outfit. It looks like an artist palette blew up on it. I wonder what she was thinking when she bought it.” “Probably the same thing you thought when you bought it,” he replied and popped a french fry in … [Read more...]

Young Americans Not Keeping Up With the Competition. The Baby boom generation continues to demonstrate that it has not lost its ability to kick up a protest and make its critics as mad as a fox in a newsroom. Last month thousands of gray-haired members of the … [Read more...]

Let’s face it - Reality TV is running out of ideas. What’s next: “World’s Biggest Celebrity Nanny Mud Wrestling With Octomom in Timbuktu”? A change is in the air my friends, and I have just the answer. Let us shift the scene to animals! Not like those cutesy shows they already … [Read more...]

If I were doing standup, I’d start this out with “What’s the deal with recycling?” Well, I’m not doing standup, because of my sedentary nature... but what is the deal with recycling? Don’t get me wrong, I’m all in favor of saving the planet. And, since I always root for the … [Read more...]