Water is a no-sodium, carb-free, fat-free, non-caloric, nontoxic beverage -- so why does it need a childproof cap? I just purchased a 25 oz. bottle of “Pure Spring Water” at a hotel gift shop. While spending what seemed like an eternity trying to open the darned bottle, I had a … [Read more...]

Recently I had to go to the drugstore to buy a tube of toothpaste. It took me an hour and a half and I almost had a nervous breakdown. In all honesty, I absolutely believe that there are people in psychiatric hospitals right now who are there as a direct result of shopping for … [Read more...]

The first time I fed our son Carter solid food, well, semi-solid food, it was quite a mess. It was a learning curve for both of us. My wife, Laura, almost over-heard my remark, a remark that made perfect sense to Carter and me, but I think would have not gone over so well with … [Read more...]

I was lying in bed last night, well this morning, 3am. The newsbreak came on as it does every hour and one of the stories was about a local woman being sentenced in a case where she drove her car THROUGH THE ROOF OF SOMEBODY’S HOUSE and killed a guy. This caught my attention as … [Read more...]

You’re a busy mom, craving two minutes of peace, in the only room in the house where it is possible... the bathroom. Closing the door you sigh, disgusted because your life has come to this. The dog flops down in front of the door whining, but you are determined to ignore it. No … [Read more...]