Let me start out by saying, I am not one of these people that believes that a surfboard can unlock the mysteries of the universe. I don’t say “dude” often enough to fit that category. Also, I have spent most of my life in landlocked areas like Colorado where the closest thing to … [Read more...]

This is the last straw. I just heard they’ve downsized the boxes for several varieties of Girl Scout cookies and have even made one cookie smaller. What’s the world coming to? How dare they mess with my Girl Scout cookies! Producers have been downsizing their products from … [Read more...]

I'd always been averse to fencing in my backyard until I came to “own” my pair of pointers, Sugar and Buster. I use the word own loosely because nobody ever really owns a pointer. Although very loving, my dogs are the most hyperactive and destructive canines I've ever associated … [Read more...]

“Hey, who the heck are you to tell me how to watch football? I’ve been doing it all my goldarn life.” First of all, step off. And, watch that salty language; I’m going to tell you how to watch football the right way. Now, I’m not here to explain things like Cover Two, Pro Set, … [Read more...]

Have you ever been on a job interview where the interviewer has pulled out a whole bunch of required questions? Have you ever had to sit there like a dummy because the only answer you could think of was, “Huh?” Well, we can do better than that. In the spirit of MAD Magazine, … [Read more...]