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I have reared my children to critique my appearance to ensure that I never leave the house looking unkempt, or heaven forbid, frumpy! Every morning before we head to school,I get dressed and visit first my daughter and then my son, so they can assure me that I am well-groomed, … [Read more...]
It started innocently enough. Rushing to get dressed in the dark of a recent morning, I grabbed a clean pair of jeans out of the laundry basket, eyeballed the length and pulled them on. Twenty minutes later, I was pouring a cup of coffee in the kitchen absently wondering why the … [Read more...]
During my first visit to Kentucky, my soon-to-be husband Nic took me to the eastern part of the state to meet his family. As is the regular course of summertime in the South, many festivals were in full swing, including the Nibroc Festival. Nic’s sister was participating in the … [Read more...]
I work for a lawn mowing company. We have many types of roughneck characters, but I believe I met the most terrible of them, on one of the hardest days of the year. I will from here on out, refer to him as gorilla man, due to the bulging biceps covering his body, pitch-black hair … [Read more...]
While shopping for an elusive and particular pair of shorts for picky Daughter 1, we discovered a fairly large thrift shop. Since I wasn’t even certain that the shorts Daughter 1 was looking for even existed outside of her little imagination, it couldn’t hurt to check out the … [Read more...]