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I grew up in a gentler time when my parents could smack the snot out of me with impunity. Mom even went so far as to say that she liked using a wooden spoon because it “stung really good without leaving a mark”. Most muggings are not thought out so well. She needn’t have worried, … [Read more...]
I did not make this one up. Gynophobia is a real, live phobia....The fear of women. Having raised two daughters through their teenage years and having lived with another such creature for most of thirty years, it is comforting to now have a name for my condition. Scientists have … [Read more...]
Americans across the country are currently filling out their 2010 Census forms, however, most people probably don’t realize that there is another equally important census form that needs to be filled out: The Claxton Census. This census needs to be completed by all single men … [Read more...]
Have you ever started awake, looked your partner in the eye and yelled, “Choose the purple one or the pig won’t take the right trail!” In the moment you yelled it, it made perfect sense. It was of vital importance, and she HAD to know! But a half second later, as the sleep fog … [Read more...]
He aimed his keyless remote fob at the door and thumbed the ‘‘unlock’’ button. The door wouldn’t open. Annoyed, my buddy ‘‘Hank’’ pointed again and pressed harder. Nothing. Hank glared at the door as he thrust the fob at it as if running it through with a saber. He mashed the … [Read more...]