As a lifelong participant in competitive sports, I am no stranger to the women's locker room. I remember first setting foot in the locker room of the Ocean City Community Center at age 8 after joining the swim team and being greeted by the potent smell of chlorine mixed with the … [Read more...]

“What’s bothering you , dear.” Honey’s question pierced the stillness of the early morning. The only other sound to be heard was the dog’s elbow thumping the floor while giving his ears their morning scratch. “Oh, I’m just thinking about all the things that have to be done.” I … [Read more...]

Okay, so I lied. Maybe. Just listen to my side of the story before you judge me. A friend gave me one of those gripper things you use to open jar lids. She said she'd found it at a thrift shop and, remembering I'd said I needed one, she bought it for me. I thanked her … [Read more...]

I hate pornography, not on the usual religious or moral grounds, but because you can get it free anytime, anywhere. You can download incredibly high quality smut off the internet, through your phone, and probably now on your Leapster! Why back in the day – we had to work our … [Read more...]

At 6PM on a Monday my doorbell rings. I’m not expecting anyone, so I walk warily to the front door. I could just ignore the repeated ringing, but I am waiting for UPS to deliver a package – my wife’s birthday gift. I don’t want to miss that. I open the door to find two … [Read more...]