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If you choose to sign up with a fitness club, as I did recently, I recommend you schedule at least one session with a Personal Trainer who will assess your present lack of fitness and recommend exercises to fix whatever has sagged. For people my age gravity does more than keep … [Read more...]
My husband almost paid me a compliment the other night. I was fresh out of the shower without a stitch of make-up on. My hair was... well, clean. I was wearing his old boxer shorts and an ancient sweatshirt from a sorority I was never even a member of. Suffice it to say, I’ve … [Read more...]
I swear never to purchase another gargantuan shopping club package of paper towels, toilet tissue, disposal cups, behemoth cellophane packs of cooking spray, unliftable containers of cat litter and laundry detergent, cases of soft drinks, banquet-sized entrees and mounds of … [Read more...]
“Lawton Raynell Shnardlicker, if you were any hotter, the janitor would find a pile of ashes where you currently stand!” Never one to lack confidence, Lawton squeezed a dab of Crest onto his index finger and rubbed his remaining front tooth, then licked his finger and wet the … [Read more...]
I was wandering through the maze of department store aisles, searching unsuccessfully for the area which would surely change my mood from merely apprehensive to downright miserable. As I passed two saleswomen deep in conversation, I said, “Excuse me, do you know where the … [Read more...]