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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

No One Should Not Wear Nothing

By Cy Creed

People NEED skin. It keeps everything together. Without it, your organs would be hanging out and in danger of getting stepped on, zippered up or buttoned. Ouch! Think about it! Most people need clothes, too. For the most part, people without clothes are either Aborigines or … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

You’re in God’s House Now – Try to Not Act Like Jackasses

By Jonathan Criswell

If parenthood were a corporate America type of job, my wife and I would never earn a promotion. We do satisfactory work at most levels of the job description, but we constantly come up short in one area which our employer would consistently note as "opportunity for … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Passing the Smell Test

By Neil Friesner

While perusing the Sunday paper a week before Father’s Day, I came across a huge spread in a department store’s ad insert for men’s cologne, also known as “eau de toilette”. Before I go any further, why do companies insist on using that French phrase, which translates to toilet … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Harold the Baby Sea Turtle’s Bad Day

By Augusto Garay

Despite the best efforts of the Peachtree pool neighborhood association board to write rules and follow county regulations... some anti-social behavior is simply beyond regulation. National Geographic documentaries depict baby sea turtles born on expansive desert beaches. … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

A Dress of Another Color

By Marian Haber

My favorite color is green. I have green eyes. So I purchase almost everything in green: clothes, towels, jewelry. Years ago I faithfully followed instructions in an interior decoration magazine. I purchased a green sofa and green carpeting throughout my house. So when my … [Read more...]

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