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One of the most common diseases associated with aging is hypochondria. If you experience ringing in your ears, difficulty reading fine print, increased ear wax, a rash that will not go away, muscle stiffness, or a sudden craving for raspberry sherbet, you may be suffering from … [Read more...]
I won the last bi-monthly humor contest. My wife, who long ago decided I was no Seinfeld, is sure I bribed somebody or possess compromising pictures of the contest judges and sheep. (Not true. They were goats.) Now, sitting at my breakfast table faced with the pressure of … [Read more...]
--American Public Says It’s OK if Borrowing Countries Default-- According to several government sources with names, the Office of Management and Budget is working with the Foreign Aid establishment to come up with a plan to loan the U.S. Congress to a foreign country. The plan, … [Read more...]
-Paying Farmers Not to Grow Crops is Not Enough-- In a desperate effort to cure the expanding obesity epidemic, the Department of Agriculture has announced a plan to subsidize voluntary hunger. Modeled after the Department’s acreage set-aside program which pays farmers not to … [Read more...]
Announcer 1: ... And we’re back from that minute cell identification break. In case you are just tuning in to the microscope we are LIVE! At the Sub Atomic Stadium. Featuring the Flagellumless Parameciums versus the Two Celled Amoebas in the Chromosome Cup! My name... is not … [Read more...]