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I don't know if you experience the Oh-My-God-He-Bought-Me-Lingerie-for-Christmas-Again syndrome this time of year, but it hits this house about every second or third year. Don't get me wrong. The sentiment is wonderful. (Not to mention that I am sure in giving you the expensive … [Read more...]
(Author's last name withheld by request.) Parents, caregivers, all manner of grown-ups, take heed! In what seemed like a typical drop-off at preschool this morning, I fear I intercepted an intricate and sophisticated plot. First of all, things fell eerily silent. Not one "Mommy" … [Read more...]
My 8 year-old son’s Cub Scout troop was paying a visit to a cabinet makers shop the other day. It was pretty amazing and I remember most of it even though I lost consciousness after walking through the front door. I’m not sure if it was the blinding white, halo-like glow … [Read more...]
Dear Professor: I have a recurring nightmare in which I’m a letter of the alphabet – a “B” - but I struggle to walk and it’s leaving me morose and grouchy. It’s nauseating watching that “O” having all the fun, rolling around without a care in the world and boasting, ad nauseam, … [Read more...]
So what the fudge packets is up with all this swine flu stuff these days? I mean, it’s pretty scary, I’ll admit. Turning into a PIG!?!?!? That’s sure not something I want to put on my job resume. I mean we’re in an economic recession and I hear all of this hubbub on the TV … [Read more...]