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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Selected Words And Phrases From The Baby Boomer Dictionary

By Stephen Joseph

A. Anacin episode: The huge headache you get when being informed that the factory where you have slogged for the past thirty-two years is closing down because the labor is cheaper in Tijuana, Mexico. B. Bloomingdale moment: When you suddenly realize the exact same raincoat that … [Read more...]

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June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Twice Bitten

By Kim Schultz

Thud. I hear something in my window. I look at my clock. 2:17am. I’m in St. Paul, MN in bed in my cute apartment in a questionable neighborhood, alone. I start to panic. Burglar? Thud…I get out of bed and go to the window, cause clearly if it’s an intruder, the safest thing to do … [Read more...]

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June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

The Secret Truth Behind Diners

By Joel Schwartzberg

Just like everyone in the Northeast has a favorite road rage swear word, so too does every man, woman, and child in the urban Northeast have a favorite diner, and I mean everyone: Steak-lovers, vegans, politicians, Average Joes, kids, seniors, people who put ketchup on their … [Read more...]

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June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Yellow Jackets, Tight Pants

By Mary Tompsett

Uh-oh. A black-and-yellow fuzzball the size of a winged guinea pig is straddling my sandwich. Whew! It’s a bumble bee, not a wasp. In the bug world, bees are the football linemen, intimidating yet mild-mannered, usually history majors. But the wasp families, including hornets and … [Read more...]

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August-September 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our August-September 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

In The Mood For A Northerly Drive? Take A Cow

By Burton Cole,

Science now says that cows have an internal GPS that points them north or south. Hooray for science. Grandpa Cole told me that 40 years ago. “That's north,” he said. “You can tell because the cows are facing that way.” I thought they were facing that way because that's where … [Read more...]

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