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So, who are all the brainiacs who decided to get rid of Pluto? Frankly, I think they’re making a big mistake. First of all, I’m pretty sure it’s the only planet named after a Disney character, which is cool. And let’s not forget that Pluto was by far our cutest planet. Just like … [Read more...]
All that remains of the herb stuffing is one stale crouton. Women ransack egg cartons and use Pam as mace. Visigoths sacking Rome. Suburban moms in a desperate skirmish for the last pumpkin pie. Same difference. One wrong move -– a wobbly wheel, a tart bagger, a Six Flags line … [Read more...]
Mr. Benton, We want to first say that we sincerely appreciate your interest in the MBA program at our university. Having said that, however, we do have some concerns about admitting you to our fine institution. First off, it's spelled Y-A-L-E and there are no "I's" in our name … [Read more...]
For those unfamiliar with television physics, the hardest thing in the world to do is start a fire. Popular survival themed shows regularly round up aging boy scouts, campfire girls and pyromaniacs on sun baked islands equipped with flint, tinder and blowtorches in an environment … [Read more...]
Following the style guide of my internal dress code, I can think of only two occasions that call for the wearing of white pants: Spackling the interior walls of an entire house, or stepping out for an early bird dinner while retired in Boca Raton. Still, a recent issue of … [Read more...]