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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
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April-May 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Not Just Toyota: The Federal Reserve Faces Unintended Acceleration Complaints
Small Square Plastic Piece Comes Under New Scrutiny The Toyota Motor Company continues to recover from the false charge that Toyota cars spontaneously accelerate; taking passengers on surprise motor trips to unexpected locations across the globe. Now, a legal claims board … [Read more...]
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December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Teeth Like God’s Shoeshine
The uber-coveted job interview that would buoy your means above the poverty line proceeded swimmingly until you flashed that "blue chip" grin with more color varietals than a Pollock canvas or the checkout line at Aldi. Decades of bottomless espressos, R.J. Reynolds patronage, … [Read more...]
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OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!
For Lack of a Better Word
According to Regina Brett of the Cleveland Plain Dealer, there are 1,010,649 words in the English language. Why is it then, when just one word, or perhaps a few well-chosen words, will do, the language is a desert, a barren plain? The apt phrase proves to be a mirage. The hoped … [Read more...]
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1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Memo
AToday I saw a new memo on the company bulletin board so I did the right thing and read it. My job is part time as I am retired and only here to stay active, be with people and get story ideas for HumorPress.com. I sweep the floors and empty trash so most of the stuff on the … [Read more...]
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