Few American institutions have changed as little over time as the local bank, that little brick building with the decades-old drive-through windows, Star Trek-era tube-shoot technology and banners shouting "Free Checking!" -- a concept no more revolutionary nowadays than "Free … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
April - May 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
December 2006-January 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Why Does WATER Need A Childproof Cap?
Water is a no-sodium, carb-free, fat-free, non-caloric, nontoxic beverage -- so why does it need a childproof cap? I just purchased a 25 oz. bottle of “Pure Spring Water” at a hotel gift shop. While spending what seemed like an eternity trying to open the darned bottle, I had a … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
December 2006-January 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Tooth and Nothing But the Tooth
Recently I had to go to the drugstore to buy a tube of toothpaste. It took me an hour and a half and I almost had a nervous breakdown. In all honesty, I absolutely believe that there are people in psychiatric hospitals right now who are there as a direct result of shopping for … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Roasting My Town
We moved to Ashford about five years ago. The first thing we noticed about Ashford is that it lacks an airport. The second thing we noticed is that it lacks people. I would mention a third thing, but nobody in Ashford counts that high. Anything above two is considered “poaching” … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
1st/2nd Quarter 2015 Humor Writing Contest Results!
I Have A Giant Giraffe in My Living Room!
I have a giant giraffe in my living room! I only wish it was real so I could open the door and set it free. Or even better I could lay down in its path so that it could trample me to death. Then, I would not have to live in its tacky presence. To be fair, my brother in law has … [Read more...]
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