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It’s hard to forget something you are reminded of 31 times a day. If my child reminded me of something that frequently I’d go berserk. But the zen-like hum of my refrigerator is something else, indeed. That something else, frankly, is my hard drive. Truth is, my refrigerator … [Read more...]
Play-Doh is the sweetest smell in the world this side of chocolate. But it never occurred to me to wear it as a cologne. Now I can, without even wrapping Play-Doh snakes around the backs of my ears. And there’s perfume in the scents of dirt, wet garden, mildew, paperback and … [Read more...]
The trend in giving your company a nonsense name reached a new high when Sci Fi channel announced it was changing its name to "Syfy." Sci Fi Channel president Dave Howe explained the change to TV Week in March: "It made us feel much cooler, much more cutting-edge, much more … [Read more...]
My friend went in to have some large intestine removed the other day and he asked me for some advice. All I could think of was things I would not want to hear while I was lying on the operating table. I told him, If you hear any of these, GET OUT! 101 Things You Don’t Want to … [Read more...]
Attending Your High School Reunion Checklist: 12 months before: Restrict calories. Schedule more workouts. Start using wrinkle cream. 9 months before: Worry that weight isn’t coming off fast enough, and the wrinkles haven’t disappeared. 6 months before: Ditto. 3 months … [Read more...]