I just do not understand grocery stores. When I read the sign “Express Lane: ten items or less,” I was under the impression that this was a lane for people in a hurry. I was clearly mistaken. This is a lane for people who cannot count. It seemed simple enough—ten items or less. … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!
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June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Gifted
I am gifted. According to the highly regarded, extremely technical test I completed online (in record time, I might add), my intelligence quotient measures 132 points. 132 points! That is 32 points higher than the average adult, and a measly 7 points below Mensa qualification. … [Read more...]
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AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The “S” Word
One amazing gift of becoming Unmistakably Old is free time. Past a certain age people assume you’re supposed to do little or nothing, exempting you from snide comments when you sit around, appearing to do nothing. Recently, during my sitting around time, I began to think about … [Read more...]
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April - May 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Isn’t It Moronic
While flipping through the channels I cringe as I pass VH1 inflicting a decade-old Alanis Morrisette video on the masses. It’s that horrid “Isn’t It Ironic” single. Unfortunately it only takes a split second of insidious pap like that and my mind becomes corrupted. It stands to … [Read more...]
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June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Chocolate
The experts say that chocolate is good for you – in moderation. I suppose anything is good for you in moderation except maybe hemlock. (Google Socrates). They say the darker the chocolate, the better. Imagine strawberries dipped in dark chocolate. That would have to be the … [Read more...]
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