Listener: Nothing like some music on the way to work! {Turns car radio on} Bob: Gooooooooood morning everybody! Welcome to the 96.5 Wakeup Show with Bob and Kelly!! Today we’ll have contests, trivia, call-ins, promotions, and...something else I’m forgetting right now. Hold on, … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!
To Our Very Dearest Friends at Christmas
Dearest ::::__ It’s been quite a year for the Looney clan. Roger lost his job at the Diatomaceous Earth Institute due to a pervasive soil glut and an over-extended janitorial bonus budget, but after forty-eight weeks of unemployment, he still can’t find gainful employment in the … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!
A Senior’s Tennis Lament
Bypassed clogs, wired up chest, chicken wire stents, balloon veins attest, Food tracks stain the front of my clothes Can’t bend well, a few numb toes. Pacemaker counts every darn beat, insulin pump spritzing each treat. Sleep mask pushes air up my nose, bite guard at night, it … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Bovine Wine
A local rancher has discovered that feeding wine to cows produces meat that is tastier than your usual sirloin. It must also produce tipsy livestock who lose all inhibitions and wind up yakking with their sisters all night about how traumatic the delivery of their calf was ten … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Candidate
The first municipal election that held much interest for me featured my neighbor, Stanley Shepalonis, as a candidate for city council. Stanley, known to everyone as Shep, was somewhat unique among local office seekers. For one thing he was the only candidate who had once been … [Read more...]
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