The top 5 reasons why I’m going to have a martini tonight. 1. During afternoon centers Jack didn’t make it to the bathroom in time and peed all over himself, the floor and part of the wall. Then, after we ran to get the change of clothes, extra socks and undies from the nurse, … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
AUGUST/SEPTEMBER 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!
We Must Stop the Curse
There’s a tragic cycle of parenting that carries from generation to generation that must be broken. It must stop with ours. It must stop now. I’m not talking about spanking, or free-will parenting, or planting your child in front of the tube to watch Sponge Bob while you sneak … [Read more...]
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AUGUST/SEPTEMBER 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Tough Cookies
FROM: Schwartzberg, Joel SENT: Monday, February 4, 11:17 AM TO: All SUBJECT: Cookies! Dear Colleagues, My daughter Cindy recently joined the Girl Scouts, so we’re selling cookies. Yum! :-) I hung the order form in the kitchen. Boxes are $4 each, and there’s no need to pay … [Read more...]
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February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Dante’s Piles
They say dogs are just like their owners. My dog scoots across the carpet on her rear end like an upright, motorized ceramic lawn ornament. The vet says her anal glands are impacted, but I think she has hemorrhoids. Young people never get hemorrhoids. Once you’re over 40 and … [Read more...]
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April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Dear Human Resources Representative
I need to schedule another HR consultation. The situation grows increasingly dire with each passing day. I’m referring to inappropriate language, touching, and even nudity. I’m referring to blatant insubordination, and untenable working conditions. As per your earlier … [Read more...]
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