All that Iβm saying is my internal swear jar is as full as a Las Vegas slot machine, just after two days of teaching my son how to drive. I havenβt seen a car go airborne since watching the General Lee from the Dukes of Hazards. My first mistake was assuming that my son, Jesse, … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Last Holdout
Can you conceive of a civilization where no one is ever considered unreachable? Oh. Right. Forgot. Apparently, Iβm the only person now residing on Planet Earth who intends never, ever to hear her purse ring while sheβs interviewing, say, the Dalai Lama. No doubt His Holiness … [Read more...]
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August-September 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!
How To Quit Your Job
I've resigned from eight jobs over the past 18 years, and have handled the "giving notice" moments with everything from heartfelt empathy to sadistic glee. In some cases, the writing of my departure was on the wall -- or in a catastrophically misdirected e-mail. Other times, the … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
3rd/4th Quarter 2015 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Low-Key No Key: Breaking and Entering is Deceptively Difficult
You always hope that the locks to your house are secure against people trying to break in until youβre the one trying to break in. If that was already obvious to you, then, chances are, you wouldnβt be the type to lock yourself out of your house anyway, so congratulations on … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Vacuum Cleaner
βI donβt care what the vacuum cleaner just sucked up β has been my motto. I do try and eyeball plastic parts that could harm the motor, but unless I see or smell smoke or the rollers stop moving, I never give it a second thought. (Ok, there was one time LAST month when I was … [Read more...]
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