When Adrien Arpel's book How To Look Ten Years Younger came out in the 1980s, my teenage son rolled his eyes and asked, "Who the heck wants to look five years old?" My mother, nearly eighty at the time, said that even if she did look ten years younger, she'd still look … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Native American Blonde
I’m told by my family that I’m one-eighth Native American Indian. I have to live up to my roots. This time it’s a different set of roots, but as always, I do it well. The Bonnie Raitt song, “Let’s Give Them Something to Talk About”, often comes into play in my life. My Native … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Man With The Beat In The Driver’s Seat
The most irritating thing about the man in my driver’s seat is not that he won’t ask for directions. It’s that he won’t ask for the toilet. Often, about 10 miles into a road trip, he’ll start bumping his left knee up and down in a Rockabilly beat, even though there’s no music … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
December 2006-January 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Where Have All the Hot Tubs Gone?
I’ve soaked in a bathtub every single night of my adult life. And I’ve used enough Avon bubble bath to fill the Dead Sea. If anyone deserves to own a hot tub, it’s me. I’d be in it every day, sometimes twice. I’d invite you over. I’d let you use it when I wasn’t home. I’m nice … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
I Didn’t Do Drugs In The Seventies
I didn't do drugs in the seventies. In an era when you could do time for doing thyme, to not do drugs was strictly a personal decision, not really a moral issue. Luckily, I never had to apologize for my non-peer pressure attitude. I was in the Coast Guard, I was everybody's … [Read more...]
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