SECRETS OF THE AFTERLIFE Dying is the most humiliating form of outsourcing. It's not easy to accept that our life can be lived better and cheaper by someone else. Some people believe this mortifying termination comes with a generous severance package. On our last day, we'll box … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
April-May 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Standing on the Shoulders of Midgets
Didn’t a brilliant man named Isaac Newton once say if a professional midget wrestler has seen far it is by standing on the shoulders of Andre the Giant? I think so. I think his brother Fig said that a keyhole doubles as a midget-peep-hole. I have peered through the voyeuristic … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
1st/2nd Quarter 2015 Humor Writing Contest Results!
She’s Dead, Jim
Little Maggie was my best friend. I sure will miss her. I was sure she would be safe in the toilet. It was just a routine goldfish bowl cleaning. I screamed in horror when I forgot and flushed. Denial always comes first. I thought: "She's just frolicking in the septic tank. … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August-September 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Guidance Goof
My day-old career as a substitute teacher ended shortly after Labor Day, when a sophomore biology student fainted during the introductory blood-typing demo, soiling her wardrobe in the process. Her underachieving but clever classmates took wild advantage, feigning panic and … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
3rd/4th Quarter 2015 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Low-Key No Key: Breaking and Entering is Deceptively Difficult
You always hope that the locks to your house are secure against people trying to break in until you’re the one trying to break in. If that was already obvious to you, then, chances are, you wouldn’t be the type to lock yourself out of your house anyway, so congratulations on … [Read more...]
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