I am an unsuccessful slacker. I waste tremendous amounts of energy in futile attempts to do nothing. At any meeting I’m always the one in the back row with my head down, pretending to search for a pen while I’m really planning to make a mad dash for the nearest exit before they … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
April-May 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August-September 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Trick or Treat Defeat
Halloween is near. I can always tell how close it is by the amount of miniature chocolate bars I’ve consumed. And since the empty wrapper to unopened candy ratio is about a bazillion to one, I’m certain the day is upon us. I should stop buying the treats ahead of time, but that … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Godzilla vs. The Mall
As a rule, I would rather gargle with drain cleaner than go to the mall. Motherhood will do that. After playing multiple games of hide and seek in the clothes racks, and later, listening to weeping on the other side of the fitting room door, it got to where my back would start … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!
9 Reasons to Keep Found Items
When you find something that someone else has misplaced – whether it be cash or a laptop with state secrets – common courtesy dictates that you return the item. We reject that convention. Don’t get us wrong, we are not advocating theft, and if what you found has a pulse and … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
DEC. 2011 / JAN. 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Lost On the Nude Beach
Yes, I go to a nude beach. With my boyfriend. Think what you will; I like having God gaze down upon my bare behind as I watch the waves roll in. I know He has a wide prudish streak, but if dropping my bathing suit for a day is out-of-bounds, then hell is overrun with pygmies. I … [Read more...]
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