Apparently, long ago I chose to go to sleep on the wrong side of the bed. As a result I often wake up on the wrong side of the bed. In the early years of my marriage, before I even realized the implications, I selected the left side. It was closer to the door (in the event that I … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August /-September 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Little Things
If you happened to be in Sam's Club in Loveland, CO a week or two back and were startled to hear the opening bars of the Van Halen song, Jump, being played on one of the key boards at top volume, you have me to thank for bringing a little music into your shopping day. I didn't do … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Cereal Killer
I won the last bi-monthly humor contest. My wife, who long ago decided I was no Seinfeld, is sure I bribed somebody or possess compromising pictures of the contest judges and sheep. (Not true. They were goats.) Now, sitting at my breakfast table faced with the pressure of … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
April-May 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!
An Apple A Day Keeps The Cheeseburger Away
My doctor told me to lose some weight. For this pearl of medical wisdom, I spent two hours reading outdated magazines in his outdated waiting room. I may not have a bunch of framed medical degrees hanging in my bathroom, but I do have a mirror and a scale; both of which can … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Scythe Matters
Since planting our first garden last year, we have learned a ton about what it takes to grow vegetables: 1)You can't just stick cucumbers and carrots and broccoli and spinach in the ground and expect them to grow. You have to plant the seeds. 2)Manure makes great fertilizer, … [Read more...]
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