It’s happening again, the closet fairies are on strike. Where are the little buggers when you need them? Shelves are bursting, hangers are askew and there isn’t one square inch of room for my new purchases. This is a woman’s nightmare. I needed to take action and quickly. My … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
OCTOBER-NOVEMBER 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
June/July 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Have You Met My Cousin, Feng Shui?
New age stuff sells. I know because I've bought most of it. For me a "yes," "no," or "try again later" answer to major life decisions isn’t enough. To discover my cosmic life purpose I had my natal chart progressed and past life regressed. Turns out I was either Vlad the … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August /-September 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
My New Pet
After two days of 90-degree sticky July weather in New York City, a thunderstorm was on the verge of breaking. Eager for the storm to begin, I headed over to my bedroom window when I heard some rolling thunder in the distance. As my feet hit the rug, I saw a big dark spot sail … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
April - May 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
My Kingdom For A Lego
I was driving along a strange highway, passing a ramp to the Manson Family farm, when my baby son began to cry. Pulling over, ignoring the feral pack of wolves near the Stuckey’s sign, I opened the van’s back door. He had dropped his pacifier. Unfortunately, he saw it in my … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
December 2005-January 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Calling In Sick
I’m not writing a column today. My head’s in a vice and someone installed wall-to-wall carpeting on my tongue. My eyes resemble those of the dead fish in my kids’ aquarium (Don’t worry boys, Mr. Fish Sticks is just taking a very long nap). My bones crackle when I move and my … [Read more...]
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